So finally, I gave up and decided to do what I know how to do best, roam youtube until I can come up with a solution. LIGHT BULB!
I searched. I found. 'Tis conquered my brain fart. Behold...
Hopefully, all of you ladies out there who were having the same White Skinny Jean problem as I did, now find peace in this general solution. I have tons of ideas on some things that I can do.
Also, if you have any suggestions, please don't be afraid to post them!